Happened during a Star Wars Game…
PC Noble: Let me in the cockpit droid!
PC Droid: If you try once more I will not hesitate to shoot you in the face.
PC Noble: Excuse me… could you repeat that?
PC Droid: I apologize ma’am. I am not programmed to stutter.
Sad scenes can be powerful in games, but make sure you calculate the amount of sadness that will be produced before presentation.
Gauge your sad scenes in terms of “Pints”, as in “This scene will require X Pints of Ice Cream for the players to emotionally overcome.”
You know how cats use their whiskers to navigate their surroundings? That’s why dwarves have beards. If you shave off a dwarf’s beard, they’ll be unable to see in the dark.
The reason I love video games
My chest hurts.
I can feel more successful when playing video games than doing anything in real life, because since I play multiplayer games I’ll occasionally get complimented on my work, and that just feel nice. You feel… appreciated.
New Pathfinder Sihedron Medallion! My #gencon bling could be yours!