Druid (suspiciously): When that guy went to sleep he was a half-elf and now he’s a dwarf!
DM (deadpan): Second puberty.
Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.
Made by Drakevarg
Jeeze, it’s been like, a year since I saw these last. Always reblog these.
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
GM: “You can’t interrogate someone you don’t share a language with.”
Enforcer: “Everyone speaks ‘I-want-to-keep-my-toes.’”
This has been a heck of a week and I. Am. Done.
DM: * laughing* See? Conflict within the party, and all it took was a goat.
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
This is what fighting a high dragon in Dragon Age is like
That green one spends the entire fight just getting thrown around.
A bit, but nah. The green one takes down the dino’s rider like a goddamn pro wrestler. Then gets stepped on by the t-rex, and lives. Green one is tanky as hell.