DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”
Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.”
DM: Roll intellect.
Barbarian: *Rolls a 2*
DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re illiterate.”
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
And if you want to buy chocolate D’n’D dice…
Kind of applies to D&D too as well as any tabletop game.
DM: You find a book of answers. Each of you may ask it one question. What do you do?
Rouge: I ask it where the nearest bathroom is.
Dm: Really thats what you going with?
Rouge: yes yes i am
Book: anywhere you want so long as your comfortable.